Why He’s Hot:
- That shy bespectacled guy is Graham Coxon, the guitarist of Blur. The fact that he can hold his own in a band full of hotties like Damon Albarn and Alex James (sorry Dave) is a testament to just how sexy he is.
- This lean piece of tousle-haired sex is not only talented in the look department. He plays in the most epic band of all time, has an amazing solo career, sings and speaks in the most lovable British accent, paints beautifully, and is the best guitarist that has ever graced us mere mortals with his thigh quivering music. What wouldn’t you give to have those talented hands all over your body?
- Who has ever seen a straight man dress so fucking well? From the famous Cheryl t-shirt to the suit he designed for Merc to the orgasm-inducing eyewear, this stud always looks fiiiiiiine. Even when he’s wearing some of the most random what-the-fuck-was-he-thinking outfits, he is wonderfully atrocious.
- Gra is the most adorable human being that has ever held a guitar. Just watch him as he drunkenly shows a drag queen his Paul McCartney face. That didn’t make you want to ruffle his hair? Well, be enraptured by his adventure with a milk carton. Still no urge to pinch his cheeks? Behold utter inability to drink tea in a moving vehicle. If there wasn’t a simultaneous eruption of “awing” and jizzing, then you have no heart.
- You just know under those mild-mannered glasses lays the libido of a fucking tiger. Oh, he may stutter and stammer about sex, but when it gets down to business, you know he will play you as expertly as he plays his guitar. Don’t be surprised if you have to change your panties/pants/computer chair just by looking at him; Graham just has that affect on people.
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Reblogged from So Much Beauty In Dirt
